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Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media

DETROIT — Social media user Jerry Clay has reportedly taken to Facebook to explain his online hiatus that none of…

3 years ago

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…

4 years ago

Twitter Celebrates 15 Years of Jack Dorsey Going Through It

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter reached an important milestone this month, celebrating the 15 consecutive years that founder Jack Dorsey has…

4 years ago

Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm

DICKSON, Tenn. — Twitter user Lenny Vickerman, a 43-year-old who frequently posts unintelligible rants on social media, suspects that the…

4 years ago

Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…

4 years ago

Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree…

4 years ago

Jeffrey Toobin Announces He Failed ‘No Nut November’

NEW YORK — New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin announced on social media today that he failed the viral internet challenge…

4 years ago

Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…

4 years ago

Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube

LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video…

4 years ago