June 24, 2021 Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media DETROIT — Social media user Jerry Clay has reportedly taken to Facebook to explain his online hiatus that none of their followers were aware had…
April 16, 2021 U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals twitter account Wario64 to announce…
March 13, 2021 Twitter Celebrates 15 Years of Jack Dorsey Going Through It Twitter Celebrates 15 Years of Jack Dorsey Going Through It SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter reached an important milestone this month, celebrating the 15 consecutive years that founder Jack Dorsey has really been going through some…
January 27, 2021 Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm DICKSON, Tenn. — Twitter user Lenny Vickerman, a 43-year-old who frequently posts unintelligible rants on social media, suspects that the sole reason his tweets aren’t…
November 14, 2020 Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken matters into his own hands…
November 9, 2020 Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree early this morning, before turning…
November 3, 2020 Jeffrey Toobin Announces He Failed ‘No Nut November’ Jeffrey Toobin Announces He Failed ‘No Nut November’ NEW YORK — New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin announced on social media today that he failed the viral internet challenge to not ejaculate during the…
August 18, 2020 Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private businesses following recent tweets by…
July 14, 2020 Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video according to an Instagram post…
