September 24, 2020 Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so that he could finish up…
May 10, 2020 Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot Games has announced that apparently…
April 20, 2020 Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the World Health Organization have officially…
March 27, 2020 Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to the uncomfortable realization that he…
February 7, 2020 TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House BEACHWOOD, Ohio — A TMZ reporter tasked with tracking down a popular Twitch streamer has now been staked outside their home for four days, waiting…
January 17, 2020 Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play video games instead of playing…
December 18, 2019 Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting in front of his television,…
December 17, 2019 Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team LOS ANGELES — Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and face of the hugely popular Critical Role series, announced today that the show would be on indefinite…
August 8, 2019 Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play a Sport? Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play a Sport? I’m just hearing about this and I’m totally confused — people apparently watch other people play sports on live streams from their computers, TVs, and…
