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Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago

Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube

LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video…

4 years ago

Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents

OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were…

5 years ago

Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in While Is Dead

WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you…

6 years ago

Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family

RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of…

6 years ago