March 11, 2018 Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in as an outside consultant to…
February 24, 2018 Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster of the allegation that video…
January 22, 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 during an impromptu White House…
December 6, 2017 Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a 27-year-old “Rocket League” player who…
November 22, 2017 Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to give President Trump a Wiimote…
November 14, 2017 Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a rousing speech from the state’s…
November 3, 2017 New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty: WWII following increased demand for…
October 26, 2017 Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of Kennedy’s killcam, along with newly…
October 23, 2017 Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven “Blade” Moskowitz and Joshua “Striker”…
