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Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing ExtremismWoman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism

Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism

BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…

8 years ago
Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga ConventionConfused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention

Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer…

8 years ago
President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty TournamentPresident Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

8 years ago
Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican BorderTrump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

8 years ago
Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in CharlottesvilleBethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…

8 years ago
The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run RecordThe Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…

8 years ago
Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s HomePaperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home

Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home

ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…

8 years ago
Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian”Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian”

Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…

8 years ago
I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your KingI Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

8 years ago