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Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School TeachersTrump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in…

7 years ago
Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD RemasterViolent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago
Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018

Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…

8 years ago
Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on PurposeTime Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…

8 years ago
Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play WithMilitary Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

8 years ago
Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards CompatibleAlabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a…

8 years ago
New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From GameNew Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game

New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game

SANTA MONICA, Calif. —­­ Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty:…

8 years ago
Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s KillcamSecond Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of…

8 years ago
Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current PresidentBad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President

Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…

8 years ago