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Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in…

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Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago

Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…

7 years ago

Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…

7 years ago

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

7 years ago

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a…

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New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game

SANTA MONICA, Calif. —­­ Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty:…

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Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of…

7 years ago

Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…

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