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Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full ResultsGamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…

5 years ago
Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series XTrump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

5 years ago
U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by ChristmasU.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

5 years ago
Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii OutTrump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the…

5 years ago
Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump…

5 years ago
Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character DiesTrump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

5 years ago
Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North AmericaLeaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

5 years ago
Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass SacrificeOpinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…

5 years ago
Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private BusinessesDemocrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…

5 years ago