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LEGO Customer Service Rep Knows This Call Not About “Son’s” Toy

ANAHEIM, Calif. — LEGO customer service representative Janice Kirkland was well aware that caller and middle-aged man Mike Doherty was…

4 years ago

Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid

SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…

4 years ago

I Didn’t Get Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

  An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…

7 years ago