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Betsy DeVos Calls for Public Schools to Be Defunded After Witnessing Rodney Mullen Do 360 Kickflip Through Gymnasium Roof

SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…

4 years ago

Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell

PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of…

5 years ago

Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom

ENCINITAS, Calif. —  Keegan Hawk, son of legendary professional skateboarder Tony Hawk, was reportedly horrified after finding and viewing a…

6 years ago

Final Warped Tour to End With Guy on Stage Holding Phone Playing ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2’ Soundtrack on YouTube

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The storied Vans Warped Tour is set to end their final show by having some…

6 years ago

Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt…

7 years ago

16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport

CHICAGO - Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails…

9 years ago