September 28, 2020 Betsy DeVos Calls for Public Schools to Be Defunded After Witnessing Rodney Mullen Do a 360 Kickflip Through Gymnasium Roof Betsy DeVos Calls for Public Schools to Be Defunded After Witnessing Rodney Mullen Do a 360 Kickflip Through Gymnasium Roof SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360 kickflip into a high school…
June 8, 2020 Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of professional skateboarder Kareem Campbell, according…
October 9, 2018 Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom ENCINITAS, Calif. — Keegan Hawk, son of legendary professional skateboarder Tony Hawk, was reportedly horrified after finding and viewing a secret tape he found hidden…
July 27, 2018 Final Warped Tour to End With Guy on Stage Holding Phone Playing ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2’ Soundtrack on YouTube Final Warped Tour to End With Guy on Stage Holding Phone Playing ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2’ Soundtrack on YouTube WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The storied Vans Warped Tour is set to end their final show by having some dude stream the Tony Hawk’s…
November 11, 2017 Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt to regain public recognition. It…
June 16, 2016 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport CHICAGO – Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails earlier this week, putting to…
