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Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’

Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation executives announced today that Square Enix’s Shadow of the Tomb Raider will be this month’s…

6 years ago
Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb RaiderLara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider

Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider

NEW YORK — Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now…

7 years ago
Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up ThereLedge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There

Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There

DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area…

7 years ago
Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway PuzzleProtesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle

Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue…

8 years ago
Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction SurgeryLara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery

Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery

L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically…

8 years ago