January 1, 2019 Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’ Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’ SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation executives announced today that Square Enix’s Shadow of the Tomb Raider will be this month’s free PS Plus game, and…
March 16, 2018 Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider NEW YORK — Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now sending Lara Croft on her…
March 5, 2018 Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area in Rise of the Tomb…
October 4, 2017 Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue in the state capitol, and…
June 5, 2017 Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically pleasing breasts today. “After years…
