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Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

3 years ago

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

4 years ago

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

4 years ago

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago

Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s…

5 years ago

Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever

BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday…

5 years ago

Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have New Single Player Fallout Game

GLENDALE, Ariz. — As of this morning, local gamer Mark Rowan is reportedly now the final active player remaining in…

6 years ago

Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back

Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can…

6 years ago