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Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves IndividuallyTodd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

4 years ago
Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash BrosVault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

5 years ago
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 PercentSkyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago
Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front DoorTearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or WhateverTodd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever

Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever

BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday…

5 years ago
Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have a New Single Player Fallout GameLast Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have a New Single Player Fallout Game

Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have New Single Player Fallout Game

GLENDALE, Ariz. — As of this morning, local gamer Mark Rowan is reportedly now the final active player remaining in…

6 years ago
Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 BackFallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back

Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back

Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can…

6 years ago