June 15, 2021 Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would have loved the chance to…
June 29, 2020 Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds a new Vault Boy skin…
May 30, 2020 Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the player character will…
May 6, 2020 Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the highly anticipated Elder Scrolls VI…
November 27, 2019 Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s house late at night last…
November 6, 2019 Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday evening, just to see what…
March 2, 2019 Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have a New Single Player Fallout Game Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have a New Single Player Fallout Game GLENDALE, Ariz. — As of this morning, local gamer Mark Rowan is reportedly now the final active player remaining in the Bethesda online video game…
December 4, 2018 Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can pontificate how to secure some…
