June 11, 2019 Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles after having not…
January 3, 2019 Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are actually five turtle brothers in…
July 31, 2018 Underwater Level Detected on Mars Underwater Level Detected on Mars WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading many in the scientific community…
