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Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial RelationshipsStitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial…

4 years ago
Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While SwipingGamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

4 years ago
Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily FunctionsTinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for…

5 years ago
World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating AppWorld 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago
Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue OptionsGamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s…

6 years ago
Tinder Releases Official Tier ListTinder Releases Official Tier List

Tinder Releases Official Tier List

LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated…

6 years ago
Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating ProfileCreator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky…

8 years ago