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Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial…

3 years ago

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

4 years ago

Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for…

4 years ago

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago

Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s…

6 years ago

Tinder Releases Official Tier List

LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated…

6 years ago

Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky…

7 years ago