May 21, 2021 Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial relationships. “Simply put, creators are…
April 27, 2021 Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his chances of getting an automatic…
December 7, 2020 Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for eating food, breathing fresh air,…
April 8, 2020 World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba named Sandra, 26, recently met…
May 1, 2019 Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s decisions, gamer Joshua Fulton is…
March 16, 2019 Tinder Releases Official Tier List Tinder Releases Official Tier List LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated 50 million users into a…
July 20, 2017 Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky lead developer Sean Murray, had…
