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‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year

NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…

4 years ago

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…

5 years ago

Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It

ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new…

7 years ago

Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…

7 years ago