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‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year

‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year

NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…

5 years ago
Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to BeYoung Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

5 years ago
Boyfriend Apologizes for Load TimeBoyfriend Apologizes for Load Time

Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…

5 years ago
Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing ItMan Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It

Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It

ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new…

7 years ago
Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on PurposeTime Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose

NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…

8 years ago