December 10, 2020 âHadesâ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year âHadesâ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year NEW YORK â TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably Supergiant Gamesâ roguelike Hades, beating…
July 1, 2020 Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be HYRULE â Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and traveling seven years into the…
May 25, 2020 Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time SYRACUSE, N.Y. â Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last nightâs love making session with…
January 3, 2018 Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It ATLANTA â Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new feature in PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds: a…
December 6, 2017 Time Person of the Year Awarded to âRocket Leagueâ Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose Time Person of the Year Awarded to âRocket Leagueâ Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose NEW YORK â Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a 27-year-old âRocket Leagueâ player who…