the sims

Woman Alone in Own House Escapes to Fantasy of Being Alone in Own House

EAST BRUNSWICK, N.J. — After eating a quiet, solitary meal of Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke dip earlier this evening, 23-year-old…

5 years ago

Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High

PLEASANTVIEW — In an attempt to better understand the existential underpinnings of their virtual reality, several eminent Sim philosophers debated…

5 years ago

Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago

CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to…

6 years ago

Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder

OAKLAND, Calif. — Maxis co-founder and creator of The Sims computer game series Will Wright was found dead in a…

6 years ago

Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism

BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…

7 years ago

Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish

  Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…

7 years ago