January 29, 2020 Woman Alone in Own House Escapes to Fantasy of Being Alone in Own House Woman Alone in Own House Escapes to Fantasy of Being Alone in Own House EAST BRUNSWICK, N.J. — After eating a quiet, solitary meal of Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke dip earlier this evening, 23-year-old graduate student Sarah Goldman returned…
July 18, 2019 Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High PLEASANTVIEW — In an attempt to better understand the existential underpinnings of their virtual reality, several eminent Sim philosophers debated whether the nature of free…
April 18, 2019 Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to a standing ovation. The film,…
February 25, 2019 Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder OAKLAND, Calif. — Maxis co-founder and creator of The Sims computer game series Will Wright was found dead in a pool at his Elm Street…
October 6, 2017 Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had developed an interest in the…
September 19, 2017 Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can be hard to find the…
