July 21, 2020 Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A programmer who recently had her personal address leaked online was glad that her employment at Naughty Dog ensures she is…
July 8, 2020 Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of Us Part 2 Saturday, reportedly…
July 6, 2020 Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them NEW YORK — While on a trip to the grocery store to restock for quarantine, games journalist Benny Kleiner had to breathlessly duck behind a…
July 5, 2020 Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated UGANDA — A devout gamer has voyaged to a third world country on a missionary trip to inform the poor villagers there that The Last…
June 21, 2020 Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about the original The Last of…
April 27, 2020 Fans Upset ‘The Last of Us Part II’ Leaks are Not Exclusive to PlayStation Owners Fans Upset ‘The Last of Us Part II’ Leaks are Not Exclusive to PlayStation Owners SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Fans of the series were shocked today when a plethora of The Last Of Us II footage was leaked to the…
April 3, 2020 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire calendar year of 2020 is…
March 23, 2020 Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers home and close their doors,…
March 5, 2020 ‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes ‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video game adaption of the popular…
