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CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed LaunchesCD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

4 years ago
Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or FriendsElon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends

Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends

SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…

4 years ago
Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You BrakeTesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake

Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake

LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model…

5 years ago
REPORT: Self-Driving Cars 95% Less Likely to Pull Off Sick Donuts in 7/11 Parking LotREPORT: Self-Driving Cars 95% Less Likely to Pull Off Sick Donuts in 7/11 Parking Lot

REPORT: Self-Driving Cars 95% Less Likely to Pull Off Sick Donuts in 7/11 Parking Lot

PALO ALTO, Calif. — A disheartening new report from Tesla concluded earlier this week that self-driving cars are still years…

6 years ago
Tesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory AlreadyTesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory Already

Tesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory Already

PALO ALTO, Calif. — A letter to Tesla CEO Elon Musk from the rest of the company’s Board of Directors…

6 years ago
Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium GraphicsElon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics

Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics

PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire…

8 years ago