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Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day NowLeprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago
Skynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ TimelineSkynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ Timeline

Skynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ Timeline

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Burgeoning telecommunications corporation Skynet has sent one of its T-800 model androids back in time to…

5 years ago
Killer Robots Baffled at Advanced Captcha TechnologyKiller Robots Baffled at Advanced Captcha Technology

Killer Robots Baffled at Advanced Captcha Technology

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — ENCOM computer science expert Dr. Ezekiel Hill made a grave announcement that a rogue artificial intelligence,…

7 years ago