December 2, 2020 Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that the developers of Mortal Kombat…
January 24, 2020 Skynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ Timeline Skynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ Timeline SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Burgeoning telecommunications corporation Skynet has sent one of its T-800 model androids back in time to clean up the continuity of…
May 17, 2018 Killer Robots Baffled at Advanced Captcha Technology Killer Robots Baffled at Advanced Captcha Technology SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — ENCOM computer science expert Dr. Ezekiel Hill made a grave announcement that a rogue artificial intelligence, known as KT5K, had attempted…
