September 17, 2020 Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured fans they were working with…
August 5, 2020 Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based on the best selling video…
May 18, 2020 Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed in the name of a…
January 14, 2020 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their daughter Jacyln, they didn’t really…
August 8, 2019 Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong LOS ANGELES — Fans of a popular television show were reportedly horrified to discover the altered state in which it came back to life after…
March 25, 2019 Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple announced their long-awaited new streaming service Apple TV+ during a keynote address at the company’s headquarters this morning, introducing a slate…
September 20, 2018 MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went missing right before the unrelated…
July 25, 2018 Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever to building artificial life, but…
