television

Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…

4 years ago

Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…

4 years ago

Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…

5 years ago

Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…

5 years ago

Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong

LOS ANGELES — Fans of a popular television show were reportedly horrified to discover the altered state in which it…

5 years ago

Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple announced their long-awaited new streaming service Apple TV+ during a keynote address at the company’s headquarters…

6 years ago

MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went…

6 years ago

Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld

CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever…

6 years ago