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Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for AccuracyResident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…

5 years ago
Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of HitAmazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…

5 years ago
Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character NameGoogle Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name

Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…

5 years ago
Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4

Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…

5 years ago
Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back WrongResurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong

Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong

LOS ANGELES — Fans of a popular television show were reportedly horrified to discover the altered state in which it…

6 years ago
Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI PortsApple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports

Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple announced their long-awaited new streaming service Apple TV+ during a keynote address at the company’s headquarters…

6 years ago
MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed UpMISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went…

7 years ago
Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of WestworldProgrammers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld

Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld

CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever…

7 years ago