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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles

NEW YORK —  Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant…

5 years ago

Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings

Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are…

6 years ago

Underwater Level Detected on Mars

WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…

6 years ago