technology

Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody

TOLEDO, Ohio — Twitch streamer Sam Dolan has reportedly acquired over $1,000 in professional audiovisual gear, ensuring a clear connection…

3 years ago

New Photo Filter Shows What You Would Look Like in Facial-Recognition Database

SAN JOSE, Calif. — App start-up Throl has announced the new FaceServe photo filter, which shows users what they look…

4 years ago

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

4 years ago

Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web

DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive…

4 years ago

Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — Logitech announced a new Black Friday product, developed in conjunction with Twitch, a microphone that can detect…

6 years ago