June 23, 2021 Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody TOLEDO, Ohio — Twitch streamer Sam Dolan has reportedly acquired over $1,000 in professional audiovisual gear, ensuring a clear connection with the gaping vacuum of…
November 3, 2020 New Photo Filter Shows What You Would Look Like in Facial-Recognition Database New Photo Filter Shows What You Would Look Like in Facial-Recognition Database SAN JOSE, Calif. — App start-up Throl has announced the new FaceServe photo filter, which shows users what they look like in any of the…
October 22, 2020 Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time” Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time” CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this week’s iPhone press event. “Every…
July 13, 2020 Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive underbelly of the web known…
November 23, 2018 Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs LAUSANNE, Switzerland — Logitech announced a new Black Friday product, developed in conjunction with Twitch, a microphone that can detect and simultaneously censor out slurs…
