November 29, 2020 Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
September 9, 2020 Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset, as a carefully crafted deck…
March 23, 2020 Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good guys in Secret Hitler, after…
February 26, 2020 Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local game night host Paul Cumiskey has been subjected to heavy criticism following guests’ accusations of bias in his presentation of potential…
June 25, 2019 Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it too was full of game-breaking…
May 22, 2019 Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a development card to establish four…
