November 14, 2018 Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for the Nintendo Switch, features the…
October 16, 2018 Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime announced today that Nintendo has achieved record-breaking theoretical sales from 100 million gamers who say they…
September 21, 2018 Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that their recently launched online service now includes yet another contingency: Switch owners will be required to call Reggie Fils-Aimé,…
September 19, 2018 Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has completely sold out of the…
August 31, 2018 New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel MONTREAL — According to a recent analytic report from Steam, the current top-selling indie game on the online platform is PX.L, a game consisting only…
June 14, 2018 Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that the reason Waluigi is not…
June 9, 2018 Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this morning that he refuses to…
April 6, 2018 Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration TOKYO, Japan — FromSoftware’s upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and uninhibited console-destroying experience yet, according…
March 12, 2018 I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo Switch doesn’t include EVERY SINGLE…
