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“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros…

7 years ago

Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…

7 years ago

Here’s Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals

Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would…

7 years ago

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…

7 years ago

Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by…

7 years ago

Man Blowing Off PS Vita Accidentally Creates Second Great American Dust Bowl

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa — Middle America was forced into ruins again today after Landon Younger decided to play his long…

7 years ago

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

7 years ago

Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody

HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…

7 years ago

Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…

7 years ago