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Millennial Shares How He Paid Off Home Loan by Scrimping, Saving, and Being Tom Nook’s Adopted Son Timmy

Much has been said about millennials’ financial struggles. Many drown in debt while doing little more than hanging out on…

4 years ago

Man Playing ‘Animal Crossing’ Shops for Clothes for First Time in 10 Years

MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for…

5 years ago

Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…

5 years ago

Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other

NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls

MOORESVILLE, N.D. — Avid Animal Crossing fan Annabelle Ortega decided to redecorate her real-life apartment based off her house in…

5 years ago

Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island

NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island…

5 years ago

Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

5 years ago

Dodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out

NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a…

5 years ago