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Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole AfternoonBreath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon

Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly Whole Afternoon

KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the…

4 years ago
IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser EquallyIGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally

IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally

SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN has reportedly taken down a post made early this morning featuring new footage…

4 years ago
Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 MonthsVillager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

4 years ago
Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same…

4 years ago
RUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and RaytracingRUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and Raytracing

RUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and Raytracing

GLENDALE Calif. — According to a massive leak from within Applebee’s, the company is preparing to roll out a new…

4 years ago
Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger CanonicallyEmbarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…

4 years ago
Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player  Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…

4 years ago
Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and RoombaSexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

4 years ago
Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over ThereKart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There

Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There

ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…

4 years ago