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Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly Whole Afternoon

KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the…

4 years ago

IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally

SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN has reportedly taken down a post made early this morning featuring new footage…

4 years ago

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

4 years ago

Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same…

4 years ago

RUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and Raytracing

GLENDALE Calif. — According to a massive leak from within Applebee’s, the company is preparing to roll out a new…

4 years ago

Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…

4 years ago

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player  Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…

4 years ago

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

4 years ago

Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There

ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…

4 years ago