superman

Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

SEATTLE —  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…

4 years ago

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…

4 years ago

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

4 years ago

HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha

BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing…

5 years ago

Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal

METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…

5 years ago

Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia

LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…

6 years ago

Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology

From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for…

7 years ago

8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes

It’s no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there…

7 years ago