superheroes

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…

4 years ago

Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors…

4 years ago

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

4 years ago

Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I

With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering…

4 years ago

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

4 years ago

Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

4 years ago

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

4 years ago

Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

5 years ago

Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send…

5 years ago