superheroes

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…

5 years ago
Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters AccountZack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors…

5 years ago
Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be SafeSony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

5 years ago
Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War ISpider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I

Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I

With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering…

5 years ago
Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest BoxSuperman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

5 years ago
Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a GuyGotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy

Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

5 years ago
The Avengers Furlough HawkeyeThe Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago
Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All TimesMarvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

5 years ago
Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing ThousandsProfessor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send…

6 years ago