October 20, 2020 Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the idea of “Superman if he…
September 6, 2020 Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors of his to subscribe for…
September 4, 2020 Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and video games, just in case…
September 3, 2020 Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering that the Republic of Bulgaria…
August 30, 2020 Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General Zod and vanquished him to…
July 5, 2020 Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to only breaking a single limb…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
January 21, 2020 Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed during a press conference that…
December 7, 2019 Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send thoughts and prayers to the…
