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Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as SteveGamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Nunez excitedly turned on his Switch to download the latest software update for Super…

5 years ago
Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking UpGamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

5 years ago
Guy Who’s Really Good at Landing Mario’s Forward Smash Can’t Possibly Have Hurt All Those PeopleGuy Who’s Really Good at Landing Mario’s Forward Smash Can’t Possibly Have Hurt All Those People

Guy Who’s Really Good at Landing Mario’s Forward Smash Can’t Possibly Have Hurt All Those People

SAN DIEGO — Fans of professional Smash Bros. player and alleged sexual predator ‘K1ra’ have reported widespread feelings of disbelief…

5 years ago
Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’

Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Dedicated Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee player Duncan Cooker was recently disappointed to realize that the “Melee”…

5 years ago
Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off BedBoyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

5 years ago
Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just AteYoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate

Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate

YOSHI’S ISLAND — Beloved dinosaur and Super Smash Bros. fighter Yoshi became the proud parent of Captain Falcon seconds after…

5 years ago
Parents Main Youngest SonParents Main Youngest Son

Parents Main Youngest Son

BRIGHAM CITY, Utah — Parents of seven and familial strategists Angela and Brent Fuller have been consistently maining their youngest…

5 years ago
Exhausted Sakurai Announces Mario Coming to Smash BrosExhausted Sakurai Announces Mario Coming to Smash Bros

Exhausted Sakurai Announces Mario Coming to Smash Bros

TOKYO — Nintendo fans were left scratching their heads this morning following a surprise livestream where visibly exhausted Super Smash…

5 years ago
Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character RosterSuper Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will…

6 years ago