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Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’

With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long…

4 years ago

Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece

ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation…

4 years ago

CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…

5 years ago

Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…

5 years ago

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

6 years ago

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

7 years ago