May 8, 2021 Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…
September 13, 2020 Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation that appeared overnight was believed…
March 17, 2020 CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’ CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’ ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks of touching Mario’s face in…
January 29, 2020 Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a simple Italian plumber was burned,…
September 1, 2018 Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction with the game Super Mario…
June 28, 2017 I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a giant black flag with Bowser’s…
