October 25, 2020 Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A local guy looking to mix things up has reportedly considered making Dragon Ball Z like his whole thing. “I think…
July 27, 2020 Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation and modding community has been…
April 2, 2020 Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the crowd and through Leonardo da…
March 9, 2020 Dragon Ball Villain Who Can’t Become Final Form Swears This Doesn’t Normally Happen Dragon Ball Villain Who Can’t Become Final Form Swears This Doesn’t Normally Happen NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a battle yesterday, despite claiming that…
March 12, 2018 I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo Switch doesn’t include EVERY SINGLE…
