May 29, 2021 Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger wearing a shirt of your…
October 8, 2020 New Study Finds Crows Really Wish They Could Play Video Games New Study Finds Crows Really Wish They Could Play Video Games DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. — A study by scientists at Midwestern University has revealed that not only are crows capable of sensory consciousness, but that they…
July 31, 2020 Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record high. “These findings are absolutely…
April 7, 2020 Study Shows Average Anime High School Student Needs 9 Seasons to Graduate Study Shows Average Anime High School Student Needs 9 Seasons to Graduate KYOTO, Japan — A troubling new study from the University of Hidari Wakibara has found that it takes a typical anime student at least nine…
April 5, 2020 Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19 pandemic is the pornographic ‘Try…
February 28, 2020 Study: 85% of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey Kong Study: 85% of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey Kong WASHINGTON — According to a nationwide survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, an overwhelming 85% of Christians do not accept the scientific truth that…
November 20, 2019 Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game PALO ALTO, Calif. — Several weeks into a Stanford University study measuring the addictive nature of video games, participant Aidan Whaller told sources he was…
April 4, 2018 Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games TOKYO, Japan — A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation 4 are decided upon after…
March 30, 2018 Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore college student Steven Jackson and…
