Street Fighter

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking BearOrganizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking Bear

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About Fucking Bear

TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…

4 years ago
Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different PantsIdentical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…

5 years ago
After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…

5 years ago
Dhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA AgainDhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA Again

Dhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA Again

DALLAS — The renowned World Warrior Tournament competitor from India known as Dhalsim missed an important bout against his American…

6 years ago
Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by AccidentHorrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

7 years ago
Street Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4BStreet Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4B

Street Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4B

BATTLE HARBOR — A fun-filled day of bare-knuckle street fighting turned disastrous for many spectators once combatants began destroying cars…

7 years ago
Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged DickPowerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged Dick

Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With Huge, Three-Pronged Dick

Chun Li is one of gaming's most iconic characters. Which is why seeing such a familiar World Warrior stripped naked…

8 years ago
Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter GameStreet Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game

Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street…

8 years ago
New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old BoyfriendNew Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

8 years ago