Street Fighter

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About Fucking Bear

TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…

4 years ago

Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…

4 years ago

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…

5 years ago

Dhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA Again

DALLAS — The renowned World Warrior Tournament competitor from India known as Dhalsim missed an important bout against his American…

5 years ago

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

6 years ago

Street Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4B

BATTLE HARBOR — A fun-filled day of bare-knuckle street fighting turned disastrous for many spectators once combatants began destroying cars…

6 years ago

Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With Huge, Three-Pronged Dick

Chun Li is one of gaming's most iconic characters. Which is why seeing such a familiar World Warrior stripped naked…

7 years ago

Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street…

7 years ago

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

7 years ago