June 23, 2021 Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody TOLEDO, Ohio — Twitch streamer Sam Dolan has reportedly acquired over $1,000 in professional audiovisual gear, ensuring a clear connection with the gaping vacuum of…
December 21, 2020 New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title from her name due to…
October 25, 2020 Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her livestream this of The Legend…
March 27, 2020 Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to the uncomfortable realization that he…
February 7, 2020 TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House BEACHWOOD, Ohio — A TMZ reporter tasked with tracking down a popular Twitch streamer has now been staked outside their home for four days, waiting…
January 17, 2020 Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play video games instead of playing…
June 18, 2018 SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer Michael “shroud” Grzesiek reportedly told…
May 16, 2018 Man Lists Favorite Streamer as Emergency Contact Man Lists Favorite Streamer as Emergency Contact LAKE VILLA, Ill. — Sources have revealed that Lyle Baker, 36, recently listed popular Twitch streamer Richard Blevins, better known as Ninja, as his emergency…
