October 21, 2020 Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an unprecedented failure, debuting the same…
September 24, 2020 Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so that he could finish up…
May 10, 2020 Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot Games has announced that apparently…
January 17, 2020 Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play video games instead of playing…
December 18, 2019 Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting in front of his television,…
June 12, 2019 Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room ENCINITAS, Calif. — Herschel Beahm IV, better known by his Twitch persona Dr Disrespect, apologized for streaming on Twitch from a public bathroom today with…
May 15, 2019 Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit LAS VEGAS — Adam Egan, a rising young star in the video game streaming world, suffered a crippling blow to his subscriber numbers after a…
August 25, 2018 Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers as CoolGate, thanked his viewers…
November 30, 2017 Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
