November 23, 2020 Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…
March 6, 2020 Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately relieved after she forgot what…
