January 28, 2021 Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile game for casuals. “Gaming the…
January 27, 2021 Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot SAN FRANCISCO — Local redditor Nelson Briggs has reportedly invested his entire life savings into video game news website GameSpot, mistaking it for the retailer…
November 14, 2020 Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken matters into his own hands…
March 8, 2020 Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed by his sleeping girlfriend Jennifer…
