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Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ SaleSteam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you…

4 years ago
Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On NothingReport: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing

Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing

BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…

5 years ago
Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games StoreFood and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

5 years ago
30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually…

5 years ago
Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind AgainSteam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again

Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again

SAN DIEGO — While waiting for members of his Monster Hunter group to gather up early yesterday evening, local gamer…

5 years ago
Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam BacklogEldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

BUFFALO, N.Y. —  The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…

6 years ago
Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit CardEpic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced…

6 years ago
Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just BoughtSteam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought

Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought

In a bold move to boost sales on their flagship digital platform, Valve Corporation today announced a limited-time discount making…

6 years ago
Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed SignalsNegative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals

Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals

BROCKTON, Mass. — Prospective game buyer Jordana Ritter has reported feeling conflicted about what to take away from a negative…

6 years ago