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Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you…

4 years ago

Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing

BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…

4 years ago

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

4 years ago

30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually…

4 years ago

Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again

SAN DIEGO — While waiting for members of his Monster Hunter group to gather up early yesterday evening, local gamer…

5 years ago

Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

BUFFALO, N.Y. —  The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…

5 years ago

Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced…

6 years ago

Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought

In a bold move to boost sales on their flagship digital platform, Valve Corporation today announced a limited-time discount making…

6 years ago

Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals

BROCKTON, Mass. — Prospective game buyer Jordana Ritter has reported feeling conflicted about what to take away from a negative…

6 years ago